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Thinking that our readers could use a little lightheartedness during these times so fraught with bad news, here’s a snippet that hopefully makes you smile: 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection 

and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. 

He was 75… read the details below.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,

including Mrs. Butterworth , Hungry Jack,

the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,

the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with many flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly

described Doughboy as a man who never knew

how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose

quickly in show business, but his later life was

filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a

very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough

on half-baked schemes.

Cheers,

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